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Inanimate Inanimate

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A sad truth indeed...

"Hay, your animations are pretty cool! How do you make them? What software do you use?"

LOL



Poontah! Poontah!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I have some good new and some bad news

The bad news are that it took me 20 views to realise POONTAH!!!!! means anal rape. For the first 19 times I thought they impaled him on the pole he was tied on.

The good news are, um, I watched it about 300 times! POONTAH? :P


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Africa Dudes Africa Dudes

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Why so many negative reviews?

Can't. Stop. Watching.

Actually, I can't stop listening but you got what I mean. I guess.


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Recent Game Reviews


Meaty Boner Meaty Boner

Rated 4 / 5 stars

That was fun!

Ok, the game was repeating itself after a while, but, three days, what should I expect, right?

I really liked the design of the skeleton (no boner joke for you, sorry!) at his weakest level! He looks quite a badass! You should make another, more complete game just for him!


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Skinny Skinny

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Ok, that was weird...

<WARNING, SPOILER ALERT>
From the begining to the last level I was all like "this game is amazing"... Well designed, looking pretty, sounding pretty!
But in the end... I got an "I'll be back" ending, leaving a bitter taste...

I suppose the meaning would be something like "ok, the 'out of the system' place is the real world, so yes, there is nothing more to see other than than the ending credits", but with all these art games in here it's hard to tell if there even is a meaning...

So... As a final word, I want to say that a great game, needs a great ending... Not... this... thing...
How does mum even look like after all? ARGH!

I'd give it a 10/5 but I feel a bit dissappointed now... Still a great game though!


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Battle for Wayland Keep Battle for Wayland Keep

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I really like the concept

But flash shows it's weakness...
Don't know how far you are in Ortus development and what programming languages you are familiar with, but maybe you should consider making the game a desktop application?
It feels weird to play a game with so much lag in a PC that runs Portal 2 without any problem...
I'll give it an 8/10 because it's still fun to play in low quality and I loved the voice
acting. Also the charge spell was really satisfying to use against big groups!
If you fix the lag and maybe do a little bigger models, we'll have a really great game here!


Recent Audio Reviews


Chris R Battle Theme Chris R Battle Theme

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOL

I started playing the game for the fourth time, just to listen to this theme again... And a day later I realised I could listen it here. It's made of win!


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Recent Art Reviews


Icarus Icarus

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nnnnice!

What is this symbol on the background? I've seen it at Hood 2!


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Leo and Satan Color Palette Leo and Satan Color Palette

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Lol

This is more artsy than you might think! The meaning is that most viewers will think "wow, I can use this for MY art!"
Fun fact? If you feel like creating a pallete for your characters is hard, you won't go far in animation anyway...
If you are good in animation and still use the ready pallete, you saved yourself an hour or two tops and you'll still change it a lot to meet your needs, so it's no big deal...

So... LOL! :P


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